1 00:00:01,543 --> 00:00:03,545 [♪ upbeat rock theme music playing] 2 00:00:05,922 --> 00:00:12,929 The Fable 3 00:01:31,007 --> 00:01:32,717 Mountaineer Man 4 00:01:32,801 --> 00:01:35,053 - [Akira] This one's a little small. - [hisses] 5 00:01:35,136 --> 00:01:37,639 Be careful! That's a venomous snake. 6 00:01:38,681 --> 00:01:40,433 - [knife swishes] - [soft gasp] 7 00:01:43,269 --> 00:01:44,979 The knife handle... 8 00:01:45,563 --> 00:01:47,982 [Kuro] Whoa! All that was inside? 9 00:01:48,566 --> 00:01:51,486 [Akira] That's why it's not a very strong knife construction. 10 00:01:51,569 --> 00:01:54,030 But it does have a useful design. 11 00:01:55,281 --> 00:01:56,950 [Kuro] You're harvesting its poison? 12 00:01:57,033 --> 00:01:58,326 What'll you do with it? 13 00:01:59,494 --> 00:02:01,246 I'll use this poison on the bear. 14 00:02:01,329 --> 00:02:03,623 [exclaims] How will you do that, Nii-san? 15 00:02:04,207 --> 00:02:06,626 Won't the poison kill the bear? 16 00:02:06,709 --> 00:02:10,380 This much won't kill a bear. It's too little. 17 00:02:10,463 --> 00:02:13,383 Just some pain and swelling for a few days. 18 00:02:13,466 --> 00:02:14,968 [Akira] They're not weak like humans. 19 00:02:15,051 --> 00:02:16,886 Wow. Is that right? 20 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:19,889 For the bear's sake, it has to be taught 21 00:02:19,973 --> 00:02:23,726 that messing with humans will only cause it pain. 22 00:02:23,810 --> 00:02:24,853 - [knife clinks] - [grunts] 23 00:02:24,936 --> 00:02:27,522 [Kuro] Another snake dissection... The third one. 24 00:02:27,605 --> 00:02:29,691 - At last, I think I'm used to it. - [squelching] 25 00:02:29,774 --> 00:02:31,776 But part of me still isn't. 26 00:02:31,860 --> 00:02:35,155 However, I do know that snake meat is delicious. 27 00:02:35,238 --> 00:02:36,489 And viper... [gulps] 28 00:02:36,573 --> 00:02:38,032 ...is especially tasty! 29 00:02:45,832 --> 00:02:47,167 [sighs] 30 00:02:47,250 --> 00:02:50,420 [Yoko] I was wearing a short skirt last time too. 31 00:02:50,503 --> 00:02:53,673 Kawai's type likes whatever the fad is. 32 00:02:53,756 --> 00:02:56,634 They like designer goods and are concerned about looks. 33 00:02:56,718 --> 00:02:57,719 [sighs] 34 00:02:57,802 --> 00:02:59,679 I want Kawai to like me even more. 35 00:02:59,762 --> 00:03:02,974 I want to send his heart fluttering and make him all mine. 36 00:03:03,057 --> 00:03:07,395 And I want to drink with him and watch him crawl because he can't walk. 37 00:03:07,478 --> 00:03:09,105 I want to talk with you 38 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:11,399 when you're so drunk that you can't form words. 39 00:03:11,900 --> 00:03:13,484 I want to hear you speak 40 00:03:13,568 --> 00:03:15,820 when I can't understand what you're saying. 41 00:03:15,904 --> 00:03:19,616 Stare at me with glazed and sleepy eyes. 42 00:03:20,158 --> 00:03:25,079 You see... I can't help it. I've got nothing to do. 43 00:03:25,705 --> 00:03:27,582 - [Kuro] It's getting dark. - [bird cawing] 44 00:03:27,665 --> 00:03:28,791 [Akira] Yeah. 45 00:03:30,168 --> 00:03:31,211 - [crunches] - [grunts] 46 00:03:31,294 --> 00:03:33,087 I wonder if the bear will show up. 47 00:03:33,171 --> 00:03:35,882 [Akira] Well, it's best if it doesn't show up. 48 00:03:35,965 --> 00:03:37,967 But it's better... 49 00:03:38,593 --> 00:03:42,263 if we prepare for how to deal with it if it does show up. 50 00:03:45,016 --> 00:03:46,017 [exclaims] 51 00:03:47,143 --> 00:03:49,270 [♪ ethereal music playing] 52 00:03:50,146 --> 00:03:52,357 [groans] Huh? 53 00:03:53,942 --> 00:03:55,860 [soft gasp] 54 00:03:56,527 --> 00:03:58,863 [♪ ethereal music playing] 55 00:03:58,947 --> 00:04:00,365 [gasps] 56 00:04:01,783 --> 00:04:02,951 [soft grunt] 57 00:04:05,870 --> 00:04:07,872 - [♪ comical music playing] - [Kuro] I'm getting a total boner. 58 00:04:07,956 --> 00:04:08,957 Is this because... 59 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:10,708 I ate viper meat? 60 00:04:10,792 --> 00:04:14,545 [Akira] People believe that bears are nocturnal, but they are also... 61 00:04:14,629 --> 00:04:18,216 [Kuro] Nii-san's telling me about bears, but I'm here with a woodie. 62 00:04:18,299 --> 00:04:22,762 I'm sorry, Nii-san. You're preparing to fight a bear, but I'm... 63 00:04:23,346 --> 00:04:26,224 I've got a massive woodie! 64 00:04:28,810 --> 00:04:31,020 - [door bell jingling] - [door closes] 65 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:34,023 - It's been a while, bartender. - [bartender] Kawai. 66 00:04:34,607 --> 00:04:36,609 You're early today. The first, in fact. 67 00:04:36,693 --> 00:04:37,860 Yeah, well... 68 00:04:37,944 --> 00:04:40,029 Today is game day. 69 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:41,406 Game day? 70 00:04:41,489 --> 00:04:42,949 I'm meeting that girl. 71 00:04:43,032 --> 00:04:46,661 You know, the one I talked to the other day here, Yoko. 72 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:49,956 Oh... her. 73 00:04:50,957 --> 00:04:54,085 [Yuki] She's top-class, being from Tokyo and all. 74 00:04:54,419 --> 00:04:56,379 Yeah, she is cute... [awkward chuckle] 75 00:04:56,462 --> 00:05:00,008 I'll get her to a hotel tonight and get it on with her. 76 00:05:00,091 --> 00:05:02,593 So, come on, bartender, back me up. 77 00:05:02,969 --> 00:05:05,221 Oh, I see... 78 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:06,639 That girl, huh? 79 00:05:06,723 --> 00:05:09,142 I won't make you look bad. 80 00:05:09,225 --> 00:05:12,145 In fact, I could date a girl like that for quite a while. 81 00:05:12,228 --> 00:05:14,147 [awkward grunt] Mm... 82 00:05:14,230 --> 00:05:17,275 How come I'm so darn alpha? 83 00:05:17,358 --> 00:05:18,860 Such a burden. 84 00:05:19,444 --> 00:05:20,570 [bartender] Kawai. 85 00:05:21,112 --> 00:05:22,447 Lots of luck. 86 00:05:23,740 --> 00:05:26,534 [Akira] The way a bear attacks is pretty simple. 87 00:05:26,617 --> 00:05:30,038 It tackles you and overwhelms you with its strength. 88 00:05:30,621 --> 00:05:33,499 It swings its arms using its claws as weapons and... 89 00:05:33,583 --> 00:05:35,835 - What's wrong? - Well, uh... 90 00:05:36,252 --> 00:05:40,506 [Kuro] We'll be facing off against a bear, but that viper gave me a raging hard-on. 91 00:05:41,007 --> 00:05:42,550 I could never say that! 92 00:05:42,925 --> 00:05:45,595 [Kuro] Nii-san, aren't you afraid of bears? 93 00:05:45,970 --> 00:05:48,806 Bears? Why? Are you afraid of them? 94 00:05:48,890 --> 00:05:50,683 Yeah! Bears are bad news. 95 00:05:50,975 --> 00:05:52,393 They could kill you. 96 00:05:52,477 --> 00:05:53,811 [Kuro] But I've got a woodie. 97 00:05:53,895 --> 00:05:55,188 Don't worry. 98 00:05:55,271 --> 00:05:58,274 There's one thing that all bears don't understand. 99 00:05:58,608 --> 00:06:00,068 Humans are smarter than them. 100 00:06:00,151 --> 00:06:02,236 I understand that logic. 101 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:06,574 But in a fight, they've got the advantage in power, weight, and skill. 102 00:06:06,657 --> 00:06:09,952 Just relax. If you're nervous, you'll get stiff. 103 00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:12,955 [Kuro] I know. A part of me is very stiff. 104 00:06:13,039 --> 00:06:14,040 Hmm? 105 00:06:14,540 --> 00:06:16,709 [rustling] 106 00:06:17,543 --> 00:06:18,544 [sniffs] 107 00:06:18,628 --> 00:06:20,296 [Akira] The scent of an animal. 108 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:22,131 - I think it's here. - [gasps, grunts] 109 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:24,967 Can't we use the campfire? 110 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:26,928 Don't animals hate fire? 111 00:06:27,136 --> 00:06:30,306 [Akira] Unfortunately, a flame the size of a campfire won't scare a bear. 112 00:06:31,808 --> 00:06:33,518 Why are you crouched over? 113 00:06:34,018 --> 00:06:35,478 [Kuro] Well, I, uh... 114 00:06:36,312 --> 00:06:39,357 Anyone who eats that much viper gets like that. 115 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:40,441 [Akira] Don't worry about it. 116 00:06:40,525 --> 00:06:41,943 [Kuro] I'm sorry! 117 00:06:42,026 --> 00:06:43,945 [Kuro] He could totally tell! 118 00:06:44,529 --> 00:06:46,030 Do just what I tell you. 119 00:06:46,114 --> 00:06:48,866 We'll teach it to fear humans in six seconds. 120 00:06:48,950 --> 00:06:49,951 Okay! 121 00:06:51,035 --> 00:06:52,495 - [rustling] - [bear grunts] 122 00:06:53,371 --> 00:06:55,164 [huffing] 123 00:06:55,581 --> 00:06:56,582 Oh. 124 00:06:57,959 --> 00:07:00,044 [♪ soft music playing] 125 00:07:01,170 --> 00:07:03,089 Yoko, over here. 126 00:07:03,172 --> 00:07:04,715 Okay. 127 00:07:04,799 --> 00:07:06,551 [bartender] I can sense it... 128 00:07:06,634 --> 00:07:09,470 Tonight is going to be a wild one. 129 00:07:09,554 --> 00:07:10,555 Did you wait long? 130 00:07:10,638 --> 00:07:12,014 [Yuki] I just got here. 131 00:07:12,098 --> 00:07:15,476 [bartender] Liar! You've been scheming here for a whole hour. 132 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:18,604 Anyway... A man and a woman, 133 00:07:18,688 --> 00:07:22,817 deceiving one another, in a night of flirtatious drinking. 134 00:07:23,484 --> 00:07:26,779 Stepping into the ring tonight at Bar Buffalo are these two. 135 00:07:26,863 --> 00:07:29,490 Neither of them are ordinary customers. 136 00:07:29,574 --> 00:07:32,785 This is Yuki Kawai, the Muhammad Ali of Buffalo. 137 00:07:32,869 --> 00:07:35,913 He is by far the number-one heartbreaker at this bar. 138 00:07:35,997 --> 00:07:40,001 His footwork when hitting on women is lighter than a butterfly's. 139 00:07:40,084 --> 00:07:43,671 I've seen countless women cry over him at this bar. 140 00:07:43,754 --> 00:07:45,882 He floats like a butterfly from woman to woman, 141 00:07:45,965 --> 00:07:48,259 penetrating each with his "stinger." 142 00:07:48,342 --> 00:07:51,095 In the other corner is the mysterious beauty Yoko, 143 00:07:51,179 --> 00:07:52,680 who recently moved here. 144 00:07:52,763 --> 00:07:56,350 She is one of the hottest-looking women to have ever visited Buffalo. 145 00:07:56,434 --> 00:07:59,604 But she has an allure that goes beyond just looks. 146 00:07:59,687 --> 00:08:03,774 And she uses it to grip men's hearts like a vise. 147 00:08:03,858 --> 00:08:07,695 I love drinking, but I can't hold my liquor. 148 00:08:07,778 --> 00:08:11,282 So I'm sorry if I get drunk and do or say weird things tonight. 149 00:08:11,824 --> 00:08:14,785 I'm afraid if I don't tell you that ahead of time... 150 00:08:15,369 --> 00:08:17,038 [soft moan] Don't worry. 151 00:08:17,622 --> 00:08:20,791 [bartender] There it is! She's drawn first blood. 152 00:08:20,875 --> 00:08:23,127 Okay, bartender. The usual. 153 00:08:23,211 --> 00:08:24,295 The usual? 154 00:08:24,420 --> 00:08:28,549 Bartender, can you make a vodka-based sweet but strong drink? 155 00:08:28,633 --> 00:08:30,801 Oh, a lady-killer cocktail, eh? 156 00:08:30,885 --> 00:08:33,721 When I ask for "the usual," give us that. 157 00:08:33,804 --> 00:08:36,307 And make mine light on the vodka. 158 00:08:36,390 --> 00:08:37,558 The usual. Got it. 159 00:08:37,642 --> 00:08:40,311 [bartender] Very well. Since I promised, I'll serve it. 160 00:08:40,394 --> 00:08:44,315 However, we need to keep this fair, Kawai. 161 00:08:45,775 --> 00:08:48,402 That's right. You both get the same amount of vodka. 162 00:08:48,486 --> 00:08:50,071 [Yoko] This is delicious. [giggles] 163 00:08:50,154 --> 00:08:53,074 [bartender] The starting bell has rung in Kawai vs. Yoko. 164 00:08:58,037 --> 00:08:59,205 It's about to begin. 165 00:08:59,705 --> 00:09:01,082 Keep on your guard. 166 00:09:01,165 --> 00:09:02,875 [crackling] 167 00:09:08,965 --> 00:09:11,717 [Yoko] Yuki Kawai. He looks about 24 or 25. 168 00:09:12,301 --> 00:09:16,389 A high-end watch, a designer shirt, faintly sweet cologne, 169 00:09:16,472 --> 00:09:18,015 snowboarding, and jet skiing. 170 00:09:18,099 --> 00:09:21,477 A shallow warrior whose whole life is dedicated to getting laid. 171 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:25,106 [inhales sharply] What a splendid toy. 172 00:09:25,189 --> 00:09:26,399 What's the matter? 173 00:09:26,482 --> 00:09:29,235 When you stare like that, it makes me blush. 174 00:09:29,318 --> 00:09:31,153 [soft gasp] I'm not staring. 175 00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:35,157 [Yuki] Oh, Yoko. I totally get why you're entranced by me. 176 00:09:35,241 --> 00:09:37,743 The way you get flustered is just so cute. 177 00:09:37,827 --> 00:09:40,538 Are you just as shy when in bed? 178 00:09:40,621 --> 00:09:42,748 Do you like having the lights off? 179 00:09:42,832 --> 00:09:46,794 Sorry, but I always keep the lights on, even if the power is out. 180 00:09:46,877 --> 00:09:50,256 I want you under the lights so I can imprint you on my mind. 181 00:09:50,339 --> 00:09:53,175 After you get drunk tonight, Yoko, we're going to a love hotel. 182 00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:56,679 Eh? Oh, don't stare like that. You're making me blush. 183 00:09:56,762 --> 00:09:58,514 This is payback for earlier. 184 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:01,601 - [Yoko] Eh! Oh, you. - [Yuki chuckles] 185 00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:04,812 [bartender] These two are truly flirt masters. 186 00:10:04,895 --> 00:10:07,189 They start with some jabs to measure each other up. 187 00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:10,901 The truth is, I wanted to call you even sooner. 188 00:10:10,985 --> 00:10:13,195 But my brother hasn't been well. 189 00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:18,200 Ah. You mean your weak and sickly brother you told me about before? 190 00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:19,410 Yes. 191 00:10:19,493 --> 00:10:20,703 [Yuki] So... [inhales sharply] 192 00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:22,830 ...is your brother all right? 193 00:10:22,913 --> 00:10:23,914 Yes. 194 00:10:23,998 --> 00:10:26,709 Yesterday, he went to the mountains where the air is better. 195 00:10:26,792 --> 00:10:30,171 Oh, I've heard about those convalescent homes. 196 00:10:30,254 --> 00:10:33,716 That's right. It's given me a little break too. 197 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:38,137 I couldn't help wanting to get a little drunk tonight. 198 00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:43,267 Ah, don't you worry! Get drunk. I'll see you home. 199 00:10:43,351 --> 00:10:44,352 [Yoko chuckles] 200 00:10:44,435 --> 00:10:46,729 [Yoko] Just the part about him going to the mountains is true. 201 00:10:46,812 --> 00:10:48,731 [fire crackling] 202 00:10:49,523 --> 00:10:51,484 [Kuro] No sight of that bear. 203 00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:53,986 Maybe it went somewhere else. 204 00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:56,989 [Akira] No. It's even closer than before. 205 00:10:57,073 --> 00:10:59,450 Can't you smell the animal scent? 206 00:10:59,533 --> 00:11:01,243 [sniffs] No. 207 00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:03,412 [sniffing] I don't smell it at all. 208 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:04,497 [sniffing continues] 209 00:11:04,580 --> 00:11:08,501 Yuki, do you like going to the mountains and doing outdoor stuff? 210 00:11:08,584 --> 00:11:12,463 I love going camping. I've even got a barbecue set. 211 00:11:12,546 --> 00:11:15,508 And I've always got a tent and sleeping bag at the ready. 212 00:11:16,092 --> 00:11:20,137 The outdoors is just the place for a man to get in touch with his true nature. 213 00:11:20,221 --> 00:11:23,516 [Yoko] Really? I didn't expect you to like the outdoors. 214 00:11:23,599 --> 00:11:27,520 How come? I'm a guy who absolutely loves barbecuing. 215 00:11:27,603 --> 00:11:30,690 Meat grilled outdoors is really delicious, isn't it? 216 00:11:30,773 --> 00:11:33,025 - And it's nice with a little lemon. - [bartender exclaims] 217 00:11:33,109 --> 00:11:37,029 A little lemon is nice. Especially with salted beef tongue. 218 00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:39,323 I've always had a thing for lemons. 219 00:11:39,407 --> 00:11:41,742 I put it on everything. 220 00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:43,828 I've loved lemons since I was a girl. 221 00:11:43,911 --> 00:11:45,454 I was always wanting lemons. 222 00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:46,539 Lemons? 223 00:11:46,622 --> 00:11:48,332 [bartender] This talk about lemons is a ruse. 224 00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:51,043 The Drunk Queen's ruthless attack is about to begin. 225 00:11:51,127 --> 00:11:54,046 Say, bartender. Do you have a drink that goes with lemon? 226 00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:57,007 [Yoko] Wait! Is there really a drink that goes with lemon? 227 00:11:57,091 --> 00:11:59,885 - [bartender grunts] - [Yoko] Lemons, got it? Lemons. 228 00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:02,805 You're a pro, right? A bartending pro, right? 229 00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:06,434 [bartender] Leave this to me. I'm a pro. 230 00:12:06,517 --> 00:12:09,437 If you like lemons that much, you should try tequila. 231 00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:12,314 Lemon and tequila is an unbeatable combo. 232 00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:14,567 Oh, right. You bite a lemon with it. 233 00:12:14,650 --> 00:12:16,235 [Yoko] You bite a lemon? 234 00:12:16,318 --> 00:12:19,196 How do you do it? Can we have it together? 235 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:20,740 Two tequilas coming up. 236 00:12:20,823 --> 00:12:23,492 First, take a shot of tequila. [gulps] 237 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:26,245 - Then bite the lemon wedge. - [squirts] 238 00:12:26,328 --> 00:12:29,915 You can have the lemon first too. Whichever is easier. 239 00:12:30,499 --> 00:12:33,294 Enjoy the tequila's flavor and the sourness of the lemon. 240 00:12:33,377 --> 00:12:36,797 I'm getting all excited now. Watch me, okay? 241 00:12:38,174 --> 00:12:39,175 [gulps] 242 00:12:39,258 --> 00:12:40,718 [Yoko exhales heavily] 243 00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:43,179 - [♪ whimsical music playing] - [soft grunt] 244 00:12:43,262 --> 00:12:44,638 [soft moan] 245 00:12:46,265 --> 00:12:47,266 [Yoko exclaims pleasantly] 246 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:48,976 [gasps] 247 00:12:49,059 --> 00:12:51,187 This is so delicious. 248 00:12:52,563 --> 00:12:54,398 Another tequila, bartender. 249 00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:57,276 Oh, drink with me, Yuki. 250 00:12:57,359 --> 00:12:58,444 Make that two. 251 00:12:58,527 --> 00:12:59,695 [bartender] Coming right up. 252 00:13:00,279 --> 00:13:01,906 [bartender] You've got it all wrong, Kawai. 253 00:13:01,989 --> 00:13:03,866 You're the one getting set up. 254 00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:07,286 Whoever drowns in tequila first loses. 255 00:13:08,537 --> 00:13:10,956 The smell is getting stronger. It's close. 256 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:12,958 S-Seriously? 257 00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:14,126 [heavy steps approaching] 258 00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:15,961 - [bear growls] - [Kuro screams] 259 00:13:16,045 --> 00:13:17,213 You bad boy. 260 00:13:17,296 --> 00:13:19,673 [whimpers] Nii-san! Help me! 261 00:13:19,757 --> 00:13:20,758 [whooshes] 262 00:13:23,719 --> 00:13:24,887 [growls] 263 00:13:25,387 --> 00:13:26,388 [roars] 264 00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:28,974 [growls] 265 00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:33,270 - [squelches] - [Akira] Nice. 266 00:13:33,354 --> 00:13:36,899 - [bear groans] - Now that bear will be afraid of humans. 267 00:13:37,525 --> 00:13:40,236 It'll be in agony from that viper poison for a while. 268 00:13:40,319 --> 00:13:41,821 This will teach it 269 00:13:41,904 --> 00:13:44,156 - that humans are big trouble. - [panting] 270 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:46,450 [Akira] It'll get cold tonight. 271 00:13:46,534 --> 00:13:48,160 How about we make some pine tea? 272 00:13:48,244 --> 00:13:52,081 [Kuro] What? This is how he acts after fighting off a bear? 273 00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:54,625 Nii-san is totally amazing! 274 00:13:55,125 --> 00:13:58,796 Yay! Our 20th shot of tequila! 275 00:13:58,879 --> 00:14:00,714 Y-Yay... 276 00:14:00,798 --> 00:14:03,175 [♪ upbeat music playing] 277 00:14:05,719 --> 00:14:06,720 [squirts] 278 00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:11,267 [soft groaning] 279 00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:13,394 Yuki, are you okay? 280 00:14:13,477 --> 00:14:17,231 Hold still now. This trick will sober you up. 281 00:14:18,065 --> 00:14:20,484 Don't worry. These are just pistachios. 282 00:14:23,153 --> 00:14:24,989 [laughs] 283 00:14:25,072 --> 00:14:27,449 [bartender] The Drunk Queen Yoko is overwhelmingly victorious. 284 00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:30,703 Not only can she hold her liquor, her heart's as tough as nails. 285 00:14:30,786 --> 00:14:32,746 [retching] 286 00:14:33,664 --> 00:14:36,458 You okay, Mr. Kawai? 287 00:14:36,792 --> 00:14:39,253 [coughs, babbles weakly] 288 00:14:39,336 --> 00:14:40,504 [Yoko] I get it. 289 00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:43,757 That was, "Ptui. I'm fine, Yoko." 290 00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:46,719 - [Yuki retches] - Sounded like, "Peh Daiyocha." 291 00:14:46,802 --> 00:14:48,345 Like a Korean actor's name. 292 00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:50,764 With his face in the toilet, he says, "Peh Daiyocha." 293 00:14:50,848 --> 00:14:55,269 After Takahashi's "Wait for myee," it's another classic. "Peh Daiyocha." 294 00:14:55,352 --> 00:14:57,271 Is Kawai all right? 295 00:14:57,354 --> 00:14:59,773 - [Yoko] Things are just getting started. - [clanks] 296 00:14:59,857 --> 00:15:01,275 - [gasps] - [thumps] 297 00:15:01,358 --> 00:15:02,776 [Yoko] Here he comes. 298 00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:05,279 - Here comes Peh Daiyocha. - [thumps] 299 00:15:05,362 --> 00:15:08,782 How will he appear? What kind of look will be on his face? 300 00:15:08,866 --> 00:15:11,744 It feels like I'm waiting for a concert to start! 301 00:15:11,827 --> 00:15:14,788 - Come on, let's see it, Peh Daiyocha. - [clanks] 302 00:15:14,872 --> 00:15:16,290 - [grunting] - There he is! 303 00:15:16,373 --> 00:15:19,043 [squeals excitedly] He's looking for something to grab onto! 304 00:15:19,126 --> 00:15:20,127 - [grunts, yelps] - [Yoko squeals] 305 00:15:20,210 --> 00:15:22,046 It's like he dove into a pool! 306 00:15:22,129 --> 00:15:23,547 - [bartender gasps] - [amused chuckle] 307 00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:25,299 [Yoko] Come on, stand up. 308 00:15:25,382 --> 00:15:27,801 Stand up for me, Peh Daiyocha! 309 00:15:28,385 --> 00:15:30,304 - [Yuki grunts] - [♪ dramatic menacing music playing] 310 00:15:30,387 --> 00:15:34,058 Oh, I love it! It's like a scene from a horror flick. 311 00:15:36,143 --> 00:15:38,562 - [Yuki chuckles awkwardly] - Yes! A zombie! 312 00:15:39,313 --> 00:15:40,814 - Get a taxi! - [♪ whimsical music sting] 313 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,650 No! Get an ambulance! 314 00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:45,736 - [insects chirping] - [owl hooting] 315 00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:49,698 [soft gasp] 316 00:15:55,329 --> 00:15:57,748 - [Yoko] Get a taxi! - No! Get an ambulance! 317 00:15:57,831 --> 00:16:01,752 [Yuki] What? A taxi? I'm not letting you leave, Yoko. 318 00:16:01,835 --> 00:16:05,881 That's because I swore to myself that I'd bed you tonight. 319 00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:09,426 [Yuki] Tonight, me and you are getting it on! 320 00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:11,762 - We're going to bang all night long! - [Yuko gasps] 321 00:16:11,845 --> 00:16:13,514 [Yoko] Amazing! Absolutely amazing! 322 00:16:13,597 --> 00:16:16,850 He's saying out loud what he's telling himself! 323 00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:18,268 Such intensity! 324 00:16:18,352 --> 00:16:23,232 The bloodstained man who declared we'd bang all night is getting closer. 325 00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:25,067 - I love this horror movie feel! - [♪ dramatic music playing] 326 00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:27,528 This is so thrilling! So incredibly thrilling! 327 00:16:27,611 --> 00:16:31,782 My goodness! Just look how desperate he is to bang me! 328 00:16:31,907 --> 00:16:33,784 [shouts] Yoko! 329 00:16:35,285 --> 00:16:36,286 [grunts] 330 00:16:38,414 --> 00:16:39,790 Water... Water... 331 00:16:39,873 --> 00:16:41,792 [awkward grunt, chuckle] 332 00:16:41,875 --> 00:16:43,544 [Yoko] Drink this. 333 00:16:43,627 --> 00:16:45,546 - [♪ whimsical music sting] - It's water. 334 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:48,298 - [gulps] - [bartender] That's tequila! 335 00:16:50,384 --> 00:16:52,302 - [spits] - [bartender yells] 336 00:16:52,886 --> 00:16:54,638 [gags] 337 00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:57,558 - Frothing like a crab? - No! Alcohol poisoning! 338 00:16:57,641 --> 00:17:00,060 [Yuki farting] 339 00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:01,937 - [line ringing] - It seems the crab's insides are... 340 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,564 Stop! Don't you dare say it! 341 00:17:03,772 --> 00:17:06,316 Hello? I need an ambulance. 342 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:08,402 Okay, I think I'll be going. 343 00:17:08,485 --> 00:17:09,820 [bartender] Yes, that's right. 344 00:17:09,903 --> 00:17:13,157 I think he's got acute alcohol poisoning. 345 00:17:13,615 --> 00:17:16,744 And he's... uh... he pooped in his pants. 346 00:17:16,827 --> 00:17:18,579 [♪ light music playing] 347 00:17:18,662 --> 00:17:20,873 [Yoko] His pulse and breathing are fine. 348 00:17:20,956 --> 00:17:23,083 You're getting way too worried. 349 00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:25,669 I think Kawai just drank too much. 350 00:17:25,753 --> 00:17:27,171 That's 100% for sure. 351 00:17:27,671 --> 00:17:31,842 [Yoko] Tomorrow, I've got to pick up my sickly brother in the mountains. 352 00:17:32,926 --> 00:17:36,221 I'm pretty busy, so I'll call it a night. 353 00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:38,098 [bartender] What a battle. 354 00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:40,434 The Drunk Queen Yoko wins by a mile. 355 00:17:40,517 --> 00:17:42,311 A sensational KO victory. 356 00:17:42,603 --> 00:17:45,481 A crushing defeat for the generational playboy, Kawai. 357 00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:46,607 A man and a woman, 358 00:17:46,690 --> 00:17:50,736 deceiving one another, in a night of flirtatious drinking. 359 00:17:50,819 --> 00:17:52,279 [birds chirping] 360 00:17:52,362 --> 00:17:55,032 [water splashing] 361 00:17:57,117 --> 00:18:01,288 [Kuro] Just like Nii-san kept saying, this definitely wasn't camping. 362 00:18:01,955 --> 00:18:04,083 A lot happened, but last night was incredible. 363 00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:05,959 That bear scared me to death. 364 00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:08,712 Smarts and innovation, huh? 365 00:18:08,796 --> 00:18:10,839 - [♪ calm music playing] - What you learn in nature 366 00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:14,468 can usually be used in some way in the opposite world of the city. 367 00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:17,471 [Kuro] In the city, you can buy what you need. 368 00:18:17,554 --> 00:18:19,389 But it's not that way here. 369 00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:20,849 It takes all your smarts 370 00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:23,435 to catch snakes, frogs, or even a single grasshopper. 371 00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,354 [Akira] Morning. 372 00:18:26,063 --> 00:18:28,357 That dagger spear I threw at the bear... 373 00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:30,943 I looked for it but couldn't find it. 374 00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:33,862 That's okay! Don't worry about it. 375 00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:36,198 I feel kind of bad for the bear. 376 00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:38,492 I hope I didn't injure the bear too badly. 377 00:18:39,076 --> 00:18:41,495 Nii-san, can I ask you a question? 378 00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:43,288 [Kuro] Just one question. 379 00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:45,207 The tools you use in your work... 380 00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:49,128 Are they all things you can buy just about anywhere? 381 00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:50,337 [Akira] Yeah. 382 00:18:50,420 --> 00:18:53,048 Everything but my gun can be bought anywhere. 383 00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:55,759 If they don't have what I need, I make it. 384 00:18:55,843 --> 00:18:57,678 I don't use anything special. 385 00:18:57,761 --> 00:19:00,264 My targets will do anything to survive. 386 00:19:00,347 --> 00:19:02,599 So lots of unexpected things happen. 387 00:19:03,851 --> 00:19:06,436 Usually, things never go as planned. 388 00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,021 That's exactly why I come here 389 00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:11,024 to get in the habit of using smarts and innovation. 390 00:19:11,608 --> 00:19:13,986 I've still got a lot to learn though. 391 00:19:16,029 --> 00:19:19,950 I hope that someday, the only special thing I need is myself. 392 00:19:20,033 --> 00:19:22,536 - [amazed gasp] - [♪ exciting music playing] 393 00:19:23,495 --> 00:19:24,997 [Akira] Okay, let's make our way back down. 394 00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:26,206 Put out that fire. 395 00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:27,374 [Kuro] Yes, sir. 396 00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:30,419 [sizzling] 397 00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:32,129 [car engine rumbling] 398 00:19:33,922 --> 00:19:36,216 [engine revving] 399 00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:39,636 - [water rushing] - There's no way! 400 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:41,638 Come on. Jump. 401 00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:44,474 [Kuro whimpering] 402 00:19:45,058 --> 00:19:46,059 Okay! 403 00:19:48,145 --> 00:19:50,272 [humming] 404 00:19:50,355 --> 00:19:54,109 Honeybees are most aggressive right now, before winter. 405 00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:56,278 Good thing they're not hornets. 406 00:19:56,778 --> 00:19:59,114 - [honeybees buzzing] - [Kuro] My nose got stung! 407 00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:00,449 Will I be okay? 408 00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:03,660 Come on! Run! It's just a little swollen. It'll be fine. 409 00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:08,832 As expected of me. I'm five minutes early. 410 00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:11,335 So, where are those boys? 411 00:20:11,418 --> 00:20:14,338 [Yoko exclaims] There they are. My brother and... 412 00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:16,465 Who's that? 413 00:20:21,637 --> 00:20:23,472 [Yoko] How was your trip in the mountains? 414 00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:25,098 Was it useful? 415 00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:26,516 No, it was normal. 416 00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:28,727 Nii-san, you fought a bear! 417 00:20:28,810 --> 00:20:30,604 Seriously? A bear? 418 00:20:30,687 --> 00:20:32,606 - Ah. - [rustling] 419 00:20:33,190 --> 00:20:35,692 Since I lost your dagger, you can have this. 420 00:20:36,193 --> 00:20:38,946 - What's that? - A Blackhawk knife. 421 00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:43,116 I bought it for going to the mountains, but I didn't use it this time. 422 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:46,119 [surprised exclaim] Seriously? Can I really have it? 423 00:20:46,703 --> 00:20:49,206 That's the kind of knife I used to use. 424 00:20:49,873 --> 00:20:53,210 It's the same kind I lost when I stabbed a bear in the eye with it. 425 00:20:53,710 --> 00:20:55,671 Isn't that great, Kuro? 426 00:20:55,754 --> 00:20:57,130 That's like a souvenir. 427 00:20:57,589 --> 00:20:59,132 [amazed gasp] 428 00:20:59,716 --> 00:21:03,136 I've heard humanity's oldest tool is the knife. 429 00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:05,138 It's more useful than a tie. 430 00:21:05,764 --> 00:21:10,143 [Akira] You can thrust, peel, break, cut, scrape, and tear with it. 431 00:21:10,727 --> 00:21:13,146 Thank you so much! I'll treasure it! 432 00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:16,108 [Yoko] You know, you two guys stink. 433 00:21:16,191 --> 00:21:17,567 Open the window! 434 00:21:17,651 --> 00:21:18,652 [Akira] We do? 435 00:21:18,735 --> 00:21:20,195 [Kuro] Thank you so much! 436 00:21:21,488 --> 00:21:23,907 [♪ upbeat closing theme music playing] 437 00:22:45,906 --> 00:22:49,534 Next Episode Rei Utsubo 438 00:22:49,618 --> 00:22:51,620 Translated by Brian Athey